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Top 10 Fails of Joe Biden

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Despite being in the public eye for decades and knowing that the world of politics is an unforgiving one, the former Senator and former Vice President seems to have built his reputation on saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. Here are his top 10 gaffes he won’t be able to shake off any time soon.

We choose truth over facts.

We thought these were the same?

I was a Democratic caucus. Have you ever been to a caucus? No, you haven’t. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier.

Obviously, Biden doesn’t shy away from offending his potential voters, despite the fact that it may come back to haunt him.

Now is the time to heed the timeless advice of Teddy Roosevelt: Speak softly. And carry a big stick. End of quote. I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you.

Quoting usually means that the person in question actually said those things in those same words. We doubt President Roosevelt ever claimed a big stick was important to his presidency.

His momma lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. Although… wait, she’s still… your mom’s still alive. It’s your dad who passed. God bless her soul!

Biden has a tendency to say things off the top of his head, even if that means burying a woman who’s alive and well.

No man has a right to raise a hand to a woman in anger. And so we have to just change the culture. Period. And keep punching at it and punching at it and punching at it.

Ouch. Very wrong choice of words. Very wrong.

You’re too old to vote for me.

Some more insults after an elderly man claimed he wouldn’t be voting for Biden.

Nobody should be in jail for a non-violent crime.

Crimes usually mean jail time. That’s how we show everyone that crime doesn’t pay. Or maybe, Biden has a better idea how to keep our streets safe for our kids?

Poor kids are just as talented as white kids.

Speaking of kids, obviously poor kids aren’t white kids. In this day and age, the last thing we need is more racism.

That saves billions of gallons of gasoline. Billions of… two point… it’s 2.3 billion dollars worth of… excuse me… five hundred billion dollars of savings and 2 point something billion metric tons of CO2 going in.

Spewing out big numbers doesn’t make you smart, Joe. Especially when you say 2 point something billion metric tons. Talk about nonsense.

Uhm, you know there’s a, uh… during WWII, uh… Roosevelt came up with a thing that, uh… you know… was totally different than a … than the… they called… he called it the… you know, the WWII… he had the world… the war production board.

Finally, speaking of more nonsense, we don’t even know what to make of this. If you know, please comment below.