For those touchy subjects that divide us all.

10 Celebrity FAIL quotes

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Ah, celebrities. We enjoy reading about their shenanigans, who gets drunk where, who cheats on who, and who ends up in court at the end of the day. Sometimes, we even enjoy a good movie, a good song or simply seeing a photo of some good looking celebrity (especially if they aren’t famous for anything else other than their looks).

There is a stereotypical view of celebrities, and it is usually that beauty and brains don’t go together. Mostly, this is incorrect. Many celebrities are highly intelligent people, with several degrees from prestigious universities. However, there are also celebrities who are famous just for being famous, and who really aren’t all that clever. Then, they go ahead and say something ridiculous during an interview or write a stupid tweet, and you’ve got soemthing that will haunt them as long as they live. Or at least, while they’re famous.

  • Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.

This gem belongs to Brooke Shields, and it’s taken from an interview to become a spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

  • Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

This amazing statement comes courtesy of Mariah Carey, who seems to think that poor starving kids care about staying skinny and not about eating.

  • I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the sense that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.

Alicia Silverstone commented on her movie during one of her interviews, and seems to believe that it was lightly deep. Or, perhaps deeply light. You be the judge.

  • I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off.’ Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.

Paris Hilton has apparently learned a lesson or two. Now, that’s a real surprise.

  • Listen, everyone’s entitled to my opinion.

Madonna truly is the queen of pop, but that doesn’t make her the boss of everyone’s opinion.

  • It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.

Apparently, Axl Rose thinks that different rules apply for different people in his relationship.

  • I think the highest and lowest points are the important ones. Anything else is just… in-between.

Jim Morrison being obvious about stuff.

  • I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.

We think that Arnold Schwarzenegger simply got confused here. We understand what he was trying to say.

  • I guess I’m gonna fade into Bolivian.

Mike Tyson was never all that handy with words, unlike with his fists.

  • I don’t think about anything too much… if I think too much, it kind of freaks me out.

Luckily, Pamela Anderson was never paid to think, so… problem solved.